but next week I turn 66, and I want to become a walrus. I know there are a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever.

Million rupee quotes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JS16: you underestimated how much we know each others equipment

Bodhisattva: i dont care i want it
Bodhisattva: inside of me

Bodhisattva: i dont not like you
Bodhisattva: you ♥♥♥♥♥

cheekiyaya: What is fap?

smahama: you dont wanna ride me??
smahama: thats rude

Big Pete's House of Munch: i was trying to aim for a patch of grass or something to give myself some kind of traction

MarvelousMax: so if i press in one im deeper in

lazie: yea im working on sleeping jobs

AshleyF: lol ur sooo god

Krypt | Banksie: this should be fun with my stick

Timbo: would you eat a pizza out of that??

Ameryn: it was good for my back
Ameryn: nice and hard

Jake The Jew: im actually used to the balls

Shucks: that's like saying what would you choose? your wife or an ant