one of those insufferable hyper christian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that refuses to debate and would rather shut down any point you make with insults, just from the way he speaks you can tell he cherry picks his beliefs and likely will never meet the big man upstairs

In the movie Minions (2015), we learn that the minions have been alive for multiple centuries serving who they think is the most despicable leader (which means they may have been involved in the Holocaust, but that theory is for another day). Initally, this may lead you to believe that minions simply have long lifespans, but there is solid evidence showing that minions are literal immortal gods, or at least divine gifts from god himself.
For starters, not only have we ever seen adolecent minions, but minions lack reproductive organs and are genderless (although they do use male pronouns). If minions lack the capability to reproduce, wouldn't this mean they would have no need to reproduce, implying that they are immortal?

Another thing is that in Despicable Me 2, the minions are injected with a serum that makes them indestructible killing machines. Although the movie makes it look like the minions are only invincible when injected with the serum, there is a scene in Minions (2015) where the minions Kevin, Stuart, and Bob are being "tortured", although none of the torture methods (Streching, Hanging) are effective aginst minions. Minions are also shown to be able to survive after suffering third degree burns and falling at terminal velocity.
Now, if you don't mind, i'm gonna go worship the minion Bob and sacrifice my first-born son to him. Bye.

I honestly hate fortnight, Like listen here, 100 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drop onto a sub par map. The only thing that makes the map interesting to look at is all the dead 12 year olds lying around from my legendary scar. They think they can rip off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ToonTown™ with the graphics, Its honestly disgusting. Then after plugging up your bleeding ears from the 12 year olds, you have to deal with the streamers. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ streamers are literally pedophiles, They get paid money to sit and play with little kids. Like ninja, ♥♥♥♥ that guy with his dumb hair cut, The gta barber shoulda gave him something different. And fortnut have got so big latlye that kanye weest plays it, and i dont like him because he is a bla

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka

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