What on earth did you just kindly say about me, sir? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the academy of Aristocracy, I've been involved in numerous secret tea partys, and I have over 23 confirmed birthdays. I am somewhat trained in digital tea manufacture and I'm really nobody special. You are someone worthy of love and respect. I will draw you a tea-cozy the likes of which has been seen in last night's tea party, unless you missed it, in which case I'll cheerfully take a picture of it just for you. You think I'll remember your birthday nine months in advance? I will try my best, but just in case I don't, I apologize for it in advance. As you read this I am getting ready to boil water for my secret collection of tea bags and your favorite tea is being dialed up right now so you better prepare for the slow soak, sir. The slow soak that I hope you'll get to see before I go to bed this morning. Happy birthday, sir