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38 people found this review helpful
37 people found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record
You will be thrown into this game head first.
You will not know what you are doing.
You will not know who you are.
Your crew will not explain jack to you as you already 'know' what you need to.
You will flouder and wander about.
You will make seemingly pointless choices.

And you will find that all of that has lead to something you didn't expect.

You will tear you hair out and you will scratch your now-bald head in confusion and you will scream as you try to decipher the barrage of info thrown at you.

And you...

Will.

Love.

Every.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Second.

Of it.

10/A+ would get mind screwed again.

~STL
Posted 24 January, 2015.
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5 people found this review funny
357.6 hrs on record (67.9 hrs at review time)
Run around as a George Cloony stunt double while yelling at people and taking pocket change.

Also, master the art of fixing drills.

~STL
Posted 22 January, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
What can be said about this game? Oof... Good question, but I think I may have an idea of how to do it:

First, think of Portal. Portal 1, for the best results.

Then multiply that by two. Then take that, and mutiply by two again. And then do it again. And again. And again.

And you do this until you get to the point in which you stare into a blue room of white and smile and say "Yes. 1 + 2 = Fish" and step back through a solid wall of thin air into a room of green that actually purple which holds a black panel with a fortune cookie saying on it.

And then you smile again at the fact that you think you understand the meaning when you really don't and fall down a hole because you looked at a painted eye.

Then you start all over again.

TL;DR: LSD. Lots of it.

~STL
Posted 11 January, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
53.9 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's like Minecraft, but in space.

Seriously, that's about it.

Has missions and such, and you craft stuff.

Quite fun, really.

I r can review gud. (NOPE)
Posted 14 June, 2014.
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