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1 person found this review helpful
695.6 hrs on record (689.8 hrs at review time)
I can not in good conscience recommend anyone but this game.

With most updates the game becomes unplayable; constant crashes, no reward payout from missions after a crash and rejoin, invisible units in missions, random deaths, etc...

Some elements of the game function poorly while others do not function at all.

Multiple warbonds back to back after months of no new content in the hopes of people spending actual money on them, instead of pushing warbonds on a fixed schedule.

Compensation that does not work (I am still very salty about the warbond token i never got).

Unstable game servers making multiplayer annoying on a good day, and no way to play locally.

And of course the fact that MO's are now just whatever they can push fast, instead of taking inspiration just copying already existing things exactly.

I would not have bought the game knowing what I know now.




Fix your ♥♥♥♥ Arrowhead
Posted 9 February.
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454.9 hrs on record (424.9 hrs at review time)
Rock and stone!
Posted 25 July, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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4,779.4 hrs on record (3,408.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pioneer's creed:

This is my factory. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My factory is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my factory is useless. Without my factory, I am useless. I must build my factory true. I must produce more efficient than my enemy who is trying to outproduce me. I must build faster than him before he builds faster than me. I will...

My factory and I know that what counts in satisfactory is not the items we produce, the beauty of our build, nor the tickets we make. We know that it is the efficiency that count. We will be efficient...

My factory is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its power grid and its output. I will keep my factory clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My factory and I are the producers of my items. We are the masters of our planet. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Ficsit's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Posted 26 September, 2022. Last edited 28 September, 2022.
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