Happy New Year! 2024 which symbolizes the year of the dragon, therefor you should dragon deez nu... jk! Hope your 2024 will be a blast~

🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa’s 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa’s christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿

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hope you know ur user name "amp" in finnish means to sluty :3 cmon hop onto my car ill bring u on an adventure ;) wink. ill give u all my white water >< please add me and we can maybe have a fueture together just typing this making me feel hot :tougeface:

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Did you know Dragon ♥♥♥ is one of the most delightful substances on earth? Not only is it slightly warmer than human ♥♥♥, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat.

Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his ♥♥♥ has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.