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Recent reviews by CM | Jack

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5.0 hrs on record
As a Law & Politics student, who was absorbed when he read 1984. I feel this game is utterly fantastic and mesmerising. This is illustrated by me subconsciously completing it in one sitting. With my mind solely occupied, on what was developing on my screen.

In conclusion, I suggest anyone should play this game. However, I do feel there is a fundamental benefit if you have read 1984 and other Orwellian books beforehand.
Posted 23 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
254.4 hrs on record (33.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You can not get PTSD if you are the traumatic event
Posted 17 June, 2020.
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10 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The only positive of this game is that you can shoot someones hat off.
Posted 25 April, 2020.
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14.3 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
DM me when they add a Napoleonic wars mod
Posted 31 March, 2020.
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8.6 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Nearly got 3 hours in the game and I haven't even created an account yet, never mind a character. It has just been constant downloading and me quitting every time I feel the size of the update is just too big. In conclusion I can't wait to actually play the game I bought all them years ago.
Posted 20 July, 2019.
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89.8 hrs on record (75.8 hrs at review time)
By the power given to me by Jesus Christ our lord and saviour I shall rename this game CALL OF DUTY: WORLD OF CONTENT. As it is justified through the vast amounts of content on offer due to modability of this holy game. AMEN
Posted 11 July, 2019.
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20.6 hrs on record
Setup a machine gun, then fire continuously where the enemy forces are pushing; then slowly watch your penis gain significant size.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Boring game not worth
Posted 1 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Very disappointed this game lacks Tories to bash, only heartless manikins. Oh, god that the Tory party!
Posted 1 January, 2018. Last edited 1 January, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Crazy action packed on edge all-time first-person strategy trade management simulator. Up there with Half-life with story and EU4 in astronomical complexity. Space Trader: Merchant Marine is all in one package of joy and action. This worth it 110% review scores are 11/10.
Posted 29 December, 2017. Last edited 30 December, 2017.
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