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27 of 54 (50%) achievements earned:
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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:50am

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:31am

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:02am

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:39am

Cannibanana

Lick a banana as an Abominana
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:19am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:51am

Nasty!

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:25am

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:34am

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:21am

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:16pm

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:38am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:29am

Club Mohair

Enter the super secret container rave
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:03am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:49am

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:59am

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:10am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:42pm

Move! That! Bus!

Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:16am



Streaking

Run naked on the football field

French Fika

Lick the croissant

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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