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Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Here's something you didnt expect. Im quite the influential figure on 4chan. Yeah, thats right. First you humiliated me in front of people IRL and now you're humiliating me in front of people on Steam. I'm put together a team of highly trained hackers, doxers and trolls and we're coming for you. When I get attacked I don't take that lying down. I told you that you'd regret it, but it's to late for you now, ♥♥♥♥♥.

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MEN ARE NOT not gay!! THIS PERSON NOT GAY!!

Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my mom is not home.

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So I'm sitting there with my GTX 1090 and I plug in to my Fortnite-ready pc, but when I turn it on I do my computer tricks and I see that RAM (that stands for random access memory if you're not a computer expert like me) is not show up. So I pull the RAM out, blow on it and put it back in and it works fine for a bit, but then it goes pop. I do not know what is wrong, did they sell me faulty RAM or is my pc the fake? I have tried all of my professional pc repair skills including:

• ⁠googling
• ⁠running troubleshooter
• ⁠asking my discord
• ⁠touching the CPU to check if it is hot (it isn't)
• ⁠pulling out the hard drive cables when it's running to do a reset Hopefully someone like Elon Musk or Bill Gates answers for quick fix.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit #2: why are you calling me cringe? I am just trying to fix my pc, my friends in school aren't gamer like me so they can't help.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥... I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog thrussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

oh no, my fricking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to pound town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again. Good thing my wife's boyfriend is buying me a Nintendie Switch next week. I heard that Isabelle is in that game "New Horizons". I'll tell you what, when I'm done with her, the game will be titled "New Wh0rerizons" for what i'm gonna do to her.

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Okay, let's see what we're working with. Woah! Nice ♥♥♥♥. Thick, but not too flaccid. Perfect length, a nice 80 degree angle. Could trim the hairs a bit but we'll work on it. Yep, I'd say that's a pretty good ♥♥♥♥. I rate it 8.5/10. Good job kiddo.

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"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
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"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.

I will change best anime in bio if you can convince me an anime is better than Tokyo Ghoul. To start off, I love the character progression, the sweet Ken Kaneki being morphed into a monster and the relatable internal struggles he goes through. Also people call me edgy, and I think this anime theme suits me well. As you can see the biggest weab of all of us is only interested in Boku no Pico and Otokonoko Delivery (Don't ask). Most people only have one anime they really like... and I need to be convinced, not just have summaries thrown at me (although i am interested in the loli one kappa). I don't really see anything as more appealing than Tokyo Ghoul.

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HEY GAMER!!!

HAGS! ~ moo (:

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (gmod serious rp) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(2.5cm) but then this guy (???) say he not gay

MEN ARE NOT not gay!! THIS PERSON NOT GAY!!

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

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