Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry christmas, gamer friend!🎮🎄🚀

But if it makes you feel better I do hardly ever play doctor - I was going for the achievement to shock people 500 times.

Sorry about the matchmaking!!! Mr PC MMR is kinda messed up as I only usually play on PC once a week but my PS5 controller is broken right now :( The game probably just didn't realise:(

GGWP from the Doctor

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Wow. stunning, . brave. Unrelenting

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally ♥♥♥ 💦👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back ❗️you a Super Star ♥♥♥♥😜💫✨💥 get 10 back❗️❗️you a super space freak 💦👽👽💦💫 happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯👅 get that alien 👽 ♥♥♥♥ 😍🍆😩👌

+rep female and has feet

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

ooga booga

peter its going too far

poggers

so like i came across this profile months ago, im so shy and idk what to say >_< i think ur rly rly cute and i personally am into furry females owo so if u ever want to come over to my house to do a lil sucky wucky on my ducky ducky then just call me bbg :3 because i rly like u and think ur quite uwutastic!!! i can play terraria and stardew with u my lil lady hehe :P so just message me xP

okay gay boy

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

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good

she dead

what appened to lily y

yer nan got a grade 3 on her english lit GCSE

man stays well fed and addicted

but you're fat

♥♥♥♥♥ im a crack addict

Rocksmith

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefiting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities in combat?

waifu

shut up you absolute minger

MaYbE iF i LiNk My FaV mUsIc I'lL lOoK cOoL

skítugi engilsaxi

ur mom is clapped

Happy birthday, ♥♥♥♥.

wow abby

Happy new year ♥♥♥♥!!!!

happy new year

Hope you have a happy new year as well!

+rep, nearly forgot my birthday and then called me a madman.
Best friend you could ask for.

I'm a measurement unit for velocity, because I really want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KMS.

loser

𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙

m'lady

kofi, more like roman reigns

wtf rad why didnt you tell us earlier

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "road bloks" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am obc. pls no copy pasterio my story

Hi my name is Kofi and I am Smacktalker Skywalker, me and my friendos ? we are all stars we take meteor showers! Anyways looking for nice people that acutally can talk so I dropped muh add.

hey i'm 22 yo M i'm cool guy soo calm and sweet :p i'm looking for a gamer girl i want her to be cute and gentle af cuz i like that and i want her to be with me tho cuz im lonley i'm playing cs go the most of the time; well be free to add me on steam and let's meet each other thank you <3

hey i'm 22 yo M i'm cool guy soo calm and sweet :p i'm looking for a gamer girl i want her to be cute and gentle af cuz i like that and i want her to be with me tho cuz im lonley i'm playing cs go the most of the time; well be free to add me on steam and let's meet each other thank you <3

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