Hi! I'm a 40-something nerd of questionable sanity. As well as being irresistibly adorable I'm also quite clearly a total genius [citation needed]. I frequently spend my time plotting world domination and cleaning the enormous country estate that, being close personal friends with the British Royal Family, I obvious grew up in. When I'm not RPing somewhere in the dark recesses of the internet, I'll be napping, fixing my makeup, drawing, painting, napping, baking, playing something punkish on my bass guitar, aggressively heckling stupidity, spending way too much of my time playing video games or napping. Essentially, I'm just awesome and deserve cupcakes and cuddles.

Seriously. Cupcakesplz.

Feel free to say hi, I really don't bite. Much. [citation needed].