Silver Star's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:35am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:32am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 12:28pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:55pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:45am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:26am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:48pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:18am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:24am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:58am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:36am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:37pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:04pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:30pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:47pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:39pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:14am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:58am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:11am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30