"My sword will cut through the lag!!!"
-me 2k15

"I drink love nectar straight from the source!!! (yandere in the distance:" what?!?!!")"
-reasonable jent 2k16

Me: *sings* "what do you do with a drunken sailor x 3, fk him in the a-hole"
Reasonable jent: "I'd rather not"
Me: "why not???"
Reasonable Jent: "coz that's one salty a-hole!"
-us 2k16

Reasonable Jent: "I need males."
- ^^that guy 2k16

Reasonable Jent: "I'm gassing the Jews!"
-^still that guy 2k17

"we europeans have round heads to bounce off islamic bullets."
-tzar bomba 2k17

"f*ck you game. i'll enter whoever the f8ck i want"
-Reasonable jent 2k18

"I watch off-brand anime"
-Rjent 2k18

"me: but you do voices.
jent: that's coz i destroyed my throat.
me: *ahem*
jent: sucking on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ d*cks."
-Rjent 2k18

"tsar bomba: i temporarily turned into a brony for my friend and i regret it
Friend: that's gay."
-tzar bomba 2k18

"tzar's friend: i'm gonna do my ♥♥♥♥ so i can be free"
-lotr 2k18

"i got destroyed by a brony and hentai woody... i've never been more traumatised in my entrie life."
-godwell 2k18

"brb i need to close a window, it's cold af in here and my nipples are pointing north"
-godwell 2k18

"me: boi
tsarbomba: BOI I SHOT DOWN A JET"
-tzarbomba 2k19

"i'm a very quiet ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
-reasonable jent 2k19

"don't come crying back to me when stuff doesn't go your way: but please do i love the gossip haha"
-drew 2k20

"yes i've heard of CBT, i've been trying to get CBT for my OCD"
-Drew2k20

"i'll need you to be bait... in Uranus!"
-Drew2k21

"I wish i could take that fap back."
-Drew2k21

"Loppuny has a body of a beautiful woman."
-Drew2k21

"Aww what a cuter puppy. Let's euthanize it."
-Drew2k21

"OwO wolfy time"
-Drew2k22

"Lass, I'd murder a child!"
-Drew2k22

"ME: This is for killing it's brothers and sisters!
Drew: And I'll do it again!"
-us 2k22

"Drew: Can you imagine having negative rainfall? Like the water gets absorbed from the ground?
Me: You mean evaporation? It's how rain get's up there in the first place?
Drew: ...oh."
-Us 2k22