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Recent reviews by Xynkquis

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
16.1 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Oh, Anton, you oughta have a long, wiener filled holiday when Christmas comes around. You've earned it.
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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285.5 hrs on record (183.3 hrs at review time)
As much as I used to enjoy playing the role of a bomber in the game, I have to admit with the current state of things this is a preferable experience.
Posted 22 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,498.9 hrs on record (1,245.7 hrs at review time)
My hard-drive is full, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Posted 31 May, 2021.
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4.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Just 5 more minutes and I'll have these bloody paths done...
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I could write a review, but I think this describes it quite accurately.

https://youtu.be/rwYYd8AV3Gc

Have fun shanking and getting shanked.
Posted 23 March, 2016.
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208.8 hrs on record (109.8 hrs at review time)
Look, I'm gonna say it. This game is dead, even with the Text Adventure.
Posted 26 November, 2015. Last edited 30 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
363.6 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The key to survival is Mayonnaise, apparently.

It helped me anyway.
Posted 30 May, 2015.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
360.3 hrs on record (139.9 hrs at review time)
If this game was a woman, I would marry it.
If this game was a ring, I would marry someone with it.
If I was a leading political or religious leader, I would pass a law so I could marry it.
You see where I'm going with this?
It's a game I'd recomend. So get it.
Posted 8 October, 2014. Last edited 27 August, 2017.
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