Recent reviews by Sibkea

It’s a goated game about a goat doing goat stuff.

Just like in 2015, I still find racists on this game, but with a twist! They're P2W now!

It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny game.

The intro was AMAZING

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies
I used to play football
Road cones protect my head
I have a screen-door shield
We are the undead
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour
I like your tricycle
There's butter on my head
I'm gonna eat your brains
We are the undead
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map

[HOOK]
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
[REPEAT]

They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy

Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band

I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap

[CHORUS]
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please

Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[HOOK x2]

Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship

Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be ♥♥♥♥

I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps

[CHORUS]

[HOOK x2]

Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all

I wake up ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't give a ♥♥♥♥ ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
I stink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Make ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('Cause I'm a pirate)
All alone

[CHORUS]

[HOOK x2]

愛想笑い　ドタキャン 土下座
行き交う日常繰り返し

とってつけたような言い訳じゃ
何も変わらない

残業　徹夜　規制　犠牲
僕らの自由　取り潰し

夢に見てるのが年金じゃ
未来暗め↓↓

頭お堅い　誰かが 決めたルール
ぶち壊して　今日からTry again

別れ告げよう
いつものトラウマへ
ラメ色した
明日へFly away

目の前には
輝くShining Gate

夢のゴールへ　走り出そう
昨日より　高い　場所へ

Get to the top!

Will it never change?
REM sleep so deep it’s like death
Come on, it’s about time to get up
The sun’s trying to shine, despite the clouds and curtains
“Tomorrow’s a long awaited holiday, let’s go swimming”
I guess you’re dreaming about the sea around now
Never mind age, have fun
We could charter a boat
and stare into the sunset
The ultimate Weekend Day
If we polish today it will shine like a Great Diamond
so Please, Get up my baby!
(Come on, please get up)
(Please! Please wake up)
(You’re never going to wake up)
(I guess I’ll go to sleep too … )

Stir hell's cauldron, hot pot party!

"Yo, Naoki-chan. What's on the menu for tonight?
Curry? Hamburg, paella? Bagna cauda?
Or, we could just serve you!"

The demons are brewing up a hellish stew
Made of you worthless humans cooked into a roux

♥♥♥♥ posters, hot takes, all you trolls, you little fish
You're all in tonight's main dish

Cabbage, onions, juicy pork rib
None of that will satiate the beasts
Drop your pound of flesh in the demon's broth
Let 'em feast

Your blood is redder than kimchi, offer it
The flab around your guts, offer it too! Devour it all!
In the depths of your despair, the pot is dark
Deep in your nightmare, the demon pot

We're dining in hell, party night!

I spent too much money of this game and I ended up giving away most of my inventory. Please help my gambling addiction by donating.