Shrowzy's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:22am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:59am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:45am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 10:44am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 6:03am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 6:47am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 8:05am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 11:32am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 4:01am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 7:08am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:47am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 6:43am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 3:35am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 3:41am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 9:30am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 3:44am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 6:55am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 3:46am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:58am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:04am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 6:50am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 10:16am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 9:45am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 3:47am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 9:47am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:47am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:50am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

22 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

15 / 30