Recent reviews by Shotgun9009

its on sale for €2,49
it normally costs €9,99
i would gladly pay €29.99 for it

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so today we r gon review an old cod way over back from 2077 called ''team fortress 2'' thats wat most ppl call it cuz its easier to pronounce than its actual name which is ''call of duty: teams fighting each other while wearing hats and scamming in trades''

now this cod is very uniquero cuz it tryed to exist without hitmarkers which is weird but sum moders added hitmarkers cuz everyone knew that a co would not work widout dem

so this specific cod added the feature of hats adn enw wepons for ppl to find and/or waste real life money on kinda like all the cods these days except this stuf isn achully gaay

so mor about the games u have 10 clases to choos from im gon list dem hear:

1. sonic the hellhog - refered to as scout in the game due to glitched text saying his name is scout when its achully sonic cuz he runs fast this class is used to run around drinking energy drinks by msot people its also important to note that sonics can capture objectives 2x faster than any other class tho nobody knows this cuz their too busy taunt killing with the sandman

2.the qUiK5c0p3r - ingame refered to simply as sniper so that jews who arent MLJ will know how to refer to him easily the qUiK5c0p3r comes from new zealand where he lived with his aborigeonee family together with kangaroos interestingly his wife is a kangaroo that he fugs every night after work so hes also an zooseexualist also u cant properly quikscope wid him cuz lazy infinity ward wont patch the game to allow it

3.the arrse-onist - ingame refered to as pyro for sum strange raizin wtfs a proy anyway lel jay developers so this guy is basically flamespam the class all u need to do is walk forward and hold the left fire button no other info needed

4.the Al-Quaeda insurgent - ingame refered to as Demoman cuz he blows ♥♥♥♥♥ up with his suicid bombs he comes from pakistan and has been raised from the young age of 37 to be a terrorist insurgent thats y he olny hasd 1 eye cuz allah took the other one cuz he was bored also u can make him into a prehistoric mamoth hunter by changing his knife skins

5.the war criminal - ingame refered to as soldier or ''soulja boy'' hes basically a dude who fires rockets so similar to the Al-Quaeda insurgent but hes not black (thank allah) also he can rocket jump except noone knows how cuz when u shoot a rocket at ur feet u jus damage urself infinte words didn fix game agen fugin feegts

6.the Nazi - ingame refered to as Medic he comes from south africa the birthplace of nazis and fascism hes a skilled soldier and very useful in combat his pwoerful large caliber weaponry makes him easy to fight with always pick this class when first starting the jame cuz hes so op also he can heal teammates with this little robot thing all u have to do is walk enar teammates and they will automatically heal

7.the fat jew - ingame refered to as heavy cuz hes so fat his weight is large this guy is a pretty weak class low health and weak weapons but he has a sandvich which can be eaten throughout the entire round so ur teammates get hungry make sandviches irl and have more energy to fight

8.the redneck - ingame refered to as engineer his father and mother were brother and sister cuz hes from texas he can make these robots that walk around and shoot also u can get a KKK outfir for him which increases ur damage dealt against everyone who isnt white

9.james blunt - ingame refered to as spy cuz hes from britain and his codename is 007 what else wud u call him lol noobs LMFAO anyway james blunt has alot of health and can go invisible permanently but his invisibility is glitched so u cant attack while hes invisible agen quadarch hasn patched the game pl0x fix soon also james blunt comes from bristol and he has over 100 pounds in his bank account

the game also features trading where u can trde each others worthles ♥♥♥♥♥ like hats and crates but uc an also scam ppl and make money off of it like everyone else

so this has been anjother review from the weapon thAt is capable of firing shoes as projectiles and another great cod game shlye guys
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hrey fegts the shoe weapon here wid another exciting re viewing of another great call of duty game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

so as the title clearly says its a call of duty game except instead of giant walking robot tanks and drone strikes in the middle east its set in like the middle ages or something cuz u only have revolvers which were commonly used in dem sword times wid all the shields and arrows and crossbows and ye so im not gon spoil it for any- jk im gon spoil it for everyone GORDON FREEMAN DIES AT THE END XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

anyshlay the game has this xp system kinda lik cod multiplayers dus except here its in singelpalyer and ofc the hitmarkers make a return as wid every cod game but the bigest jewshiit is that the jame DUSN HAVE ANY FUGIN MULTIPALYER
wut teh fug infinite wurds how do u make a cod game and not have mp jayzee crust ur so fugin drunk

atleast theres mtn jew and jewriitos ads everywhere as with every other cod game which tbh makes the game environment seem more realistic also the minigun in dis game fires to slowly and cant be moved around which is jewish

the worst part by far is the fact that thers no scopes in the game no weapons wid a scope HOW IS IT A COD GAME IF U ♥♥♥♥♥ QUIKSKOPE AND NOSKOPE

you play as nigel john freudman diickens on his quest to obtain the sacred golden emerald encrusted mtn jew can and along the way everyone is trying to stop him from pakistanis to south east asians to africans to mongolians (finnish people) and u kill everone cuz u have the magical ability of healing every bulet wound in about 3 seconds

in the end i give this shlame a 420/69 cuz they paid me to giv it a good review

this was anoder rejew from the short ranged weapon capable of firing shoes as projectiles jewdnite everyboldy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Piissing simulator 1923 9/11 - it's okay

i achully bought it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it was free for 24 hrs so im an veteran unlike all u new fugs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

so as the titel states the game is cald ''Sniper 1337 v5-3'' and it hlods up to its titel cuz its about getin dank 1337 quik5c0p3z most points r goten when u shoot someones testicles off also thers no intervention in this game so its kinda gay hopefully new patch wil b made to fix dat anyjay the game is set in post apocalypto Syria aftr bashir al asad launched nukes he had hidden away from his mexican drug cartel years so ur playin as an indian character who has to complete missions given to him by his arabian leaders mostly involving destroying import ant enemy targets such as rusians, pakistanis, southeast asians, jews, belgians, potatoland people and the entire imperial stormtrooper army the jame isn meant for skrubz so if u don xXxx_520-bL0z3-iT_xxXx ur an fajit and u shudn paly this game features alot of drug use not meant for kiderinos

in the end i give it a 9/11 and rate it okay not 11/11 cuz no intervention yet also thers mtn jew but no jewritos like wtf how can u hav one widout de other srsly cmon developers gedit together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You drive like my ♥♥♥♥ grandmotha you know that?

i didnt know anythign about this game a friend sent me a spare key code i activated it and downloaded it didnt think much of it but when i started to play it it immidiately became one of my all time most favourite games i could play this for hours also if u dun liek dis game ur confirmd gay and an skrub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

best cod so far im getin so meny hitmarkers here its like im an 7man klizign robot quikskopes r amazhun and noscopes everwher if u don paly this ur an faje the intervention in this gem is glitched tho so looks like sum gya gun but hopefuly that r gon has b #fixed soon mtn jew ads everwher which make de gem more imerse and the singelpalyer storyline is full of sexplosions which provide maximum replay value i competed in all the top MLJ matches and won ever time not evn an jok or a trike legit truths axe any member of OpTiC Allah blessed me and gave me a 9/11 and said im okay and sine ib blessed i can bless this game with a 9/11 asswell gg hopefully no re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Best Civilization game ever made. Civ 6 is ♥♥♥♥♥. Buy the full one with all the DLC cuz it does matter. It always goes on anhuge sale anyway so you don't have an excuse.

♥♥♥♥♥ Genghis