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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:10am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:25am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:05am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:59am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:41am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:39am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:54am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:28am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?