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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE FINLAND AND DRINKING AND ILLEGALLY BREWING ALCOHOL FOR PROFIT AND BUILDING CARS AND RALLYING AND HELPING OUT GRANDMA WITH THE GROCERIES AND ILLEGAL CAR TUNING AND GAMBLING AND LOSING 5 REAL LIFE HOURS WORTH OF IN GAME PROGRESS BECAUSE OF MY DRUNK COUSIN RAAAAHHHHHHHH

This game has it all from A to Z. Turks? We got em. Jews? We got em. Terrors beyond human comprehension? We got em. Inhumane booby traps? We got em. Blob of sperm that follows you around? Yeah. Nut cracker that cracks your nuts? Probably. Big hungry tree? Why not. You name it, we got em.

racial slurs on the intercom

If you ain't got the balls to play this game, you a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Only real wife beaters can finish through this game. As my momma says:
"I grew up 2 big men
They kinda smell
They shall not be like a hen
Might as well get killed by the cartel."
I do not want to see any serbian nationalists commenting on this review. We all know you are living in your apartment in Germany. Please shut the ♥♥♥♥ up I don't want to hear any serbians, you are being brainwashed by the russians. All Serbians are actually queer transgender illegal immigrants from albania. Please DO NOT LET THE RUSSIANS GET AWAY FROM IT!!!!!! YOU SHALL WAKE UP YOUR INNER ALBANIANISM AND CONTINUE SUCKING AMERICAN ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU WERE BORN TO!!!!

nerf knight. 10/10

Fun game

The entire time I played this game I wanted to crush my own head with a dump truck because I honestly couldn't believe how retarded my friends are. I probably lost 50% of the neurons I had before playing this game.

God, I really want to have sex with Chris Walker. His fat, yet strong and masculine body is so hot. I love dying to him and seeing him choke me while ripping my arm off, that was really hot, I could barely finish this game without finishing off myself if you know what I mean.

ghostbuster simulator

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