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Como este perfil não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco.
3. Junte os 2 ovos e comece a bater.
Por fim, adicione o ultim ovo e bata até que fique uma massa lisa.
4. Coloque a massa num saco ou numa seringa de pasteleiro e utilize a boquilha larga e frisada.
Frite tiras de massa em óleo quente.
Deixe fritar de ambos os lados até que fiquem bem douradinhos.
Depois dos churros fritos, coloque-os num prato com papel absorvente.
E estão prontos a servir.
Acompanhe com cacau ou chocolate.
Boa sorte!
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