+rep Honestly disappointing how little he knows about trading. I fooled him into giving me about half of the items he owned, but in the end I was the fool for not listening to the Bible and donating to poor people

I was only 9 years old
I loved Kenny S so much,
I pray to Kenny every night before bed, thanking him for the skins I've been given
"Kenny is love" I say; "Kenny is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a silver
I know he was just jealous of my love for Kenny
I called him a hacker
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Kenny
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "I just won a bet."
He grabs me with his powerful Karambit Fade hands and puts me down onto my well worn hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my well worn safari mesh for Kenny
He penetrates my Safari mesh
It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
I can feel my bets winning as my eyes start to water
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my safari mesh with his love
My dad walks in
Kenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all factory new now."
Kenny leaves through my window
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.

+rep Really nice guy