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The knight gets to the top, finally after three long years later. Good thing he brought his iPod! He loaded tons of audiobooks on it. As the knight listens to the last chapter of "1984 by George Orwell" The dragon attacks! The dragon hisses and says "trade me or you will BURN" the dragons shows the knight a flaming team captain. The knight takes the earbuds out of his ears and shows it too the dragon. The dragons laughts and remarks "That is a JOKE my hat is worth HUNDREDS OF THOSE" The knight does not budge.
5 YEARS LATER
The knight arrives back to the town where the young urchin is now a strapping lad. The lad looks at the knight and sees that he is wearing a burning team captian. "how, how did you do it" the lad asks. The knight smiles and walks slowly into the sunset.
The knight was you and you are the knight. Now go upon this earth and trade!
Part 2/2
A long time ago in a land kind of far away but if you were in a car you could get there in like an hour, there lived a mighty knight sitting at the base of a mighty mountain. "A vile dragon lives ontop that mount" A local street urchin mutters to the knight. The knight looks at the urchin boy and gives him an outlast steam gift. The boy looks up at him with a toothy grin as the knight climbs the mountain.
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