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Why go across town if you can go across the hall he said.
最愛遊戲
1,180
遊戲時數
56
成就
成就進度   56 / 92
最近動態
總時數 151 小時
最後執行於 7 月 9 日
100 經驗值
成就進度   30 / 35
總時數 16.2 小時
最後執行於 7 月 4 日
總時數 30 小時
最後執行於 7 月 4 日
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wyn 2022 年 9 月 26 日 下午 11:03 
Schrödinger's Blowjob


Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?