I wanted to like it. The thing is, it's not a rhythm game, it's kind of the opposite. You avoid being in rhythm.

It's not like there's a rhythm to avoiding the notes, either. You're just... playing around the music rather than with it. This feels weird, like the enemies are playing a music game and I'm not. The store page says to groove to the music, but it's pretty hard to groove to music you're purposely trying to stay out of sync with.

But you're not me, so maybe you'll love it. I'm just saying that if you do, it won't be for rhythm gameplay. Maybe you'll even think it is, since it looks like Guitar Hero and everything, but no.

I wanted to like it. The thing is, it's not a rhythm game, it's kind of the opposite. You avoid being in rhythm. It's not like there's a rhythm to avoiding the notes, either. You're just... playing around the music rather than with it. This feels weird, like the enemies are playing a music game and I'm not. The store page says to groove to the music, but it's pretty hard to groove to music you're purposely trying to stay out of sync with. But you're not me, so maybe you'll love it. I'm just saying that if you do, it won't be for rhythm gameplay. Maybe you'll even think it is, since it looks like Guitar Hero and everything, but no.