HOLY DUCK/h1]
This game man, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME.....
Where do I start?! THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARDCORE YOU KNOW THE SCORE, COOKING RAW WITH THE BROOKLYN BOIIIIIIIS stylin'
Mate, Imma tell you a legit 100% true story based on real activities in this mofo'in game...
DAY1: ME and me mate setup a proper DUCK offb ase, we have no idea what we are doing, walls build wrong way round and inside out etc! proper wank! anyway..... we slowly get more friends playing, 4 of us now in this here small 4x4 hut.... BANTER.
Me and a MATE go outside, we are looking for materials, we decide to swim across a river, HOLY DUCK MATE, A BEAR... OVER9000 ARROWS INTO THAT DUCK AND HE STILL COMES AT US LIKE JOHN CENA IN A CAGE MATCH... RIP US IRL....
Anyway, after 1337 attempts, we kill the bear - good SHIP.. although I have to go back and repair, I leave my mate being a rude boi and he is getting proper cheeky with the locals.
Me mate on teamspeak be like "OI I FOUND A GIRL" immediate interest arises, 5/7 am on my way over mate.. before I know it, gunshots, screams, death! OH ♥♥♥♥ MATE WHAT HAPPENED. Bear mauls the girl infront of me mates eyes, he is in shock, he grabs all the girls gear and runs like a crazy dank memer.... he is swimming, I see him now! BANG! OH NO MATE, someone gon' shot you whilst swimming and you lost everything mate, your body is gone!....
GRIL gets confused and blames me mate for shooting her, me mate like LOOK HERE HOWOR, it weren't me you silly bimbo! and it gets proper cheeky proper fast... Eventually, I decided to make my way over to apologise to her and she seems legit, before you get ahead of urself, naw mate - this doesn't end with me balls deep...
Anyway... me and me mate have a cheeky plan to get back at her for acusing us of killing her, so we lure her outside saying "we got ur stuff here" and she comes out and then BOOM, WHACK OUT THE SHOTGUN TO FACE, SMASH HER HEAD WITH A ROCK! GG! She calls us snakes and we slither away back home. Later we get greeted by an Alien who is a muslim as well, we are weary but he seems aight'.... we go outside to talk to him, 5 mins of banter and he whacks open an AK and plows us down, then continues to raid our base playing ISIS music.. WTF! we go to sleep, wake up - bloke has destroyed our doors and locked us in... WONKA! AND THIS IS WHERE OUR TALE BEGINS... WE ARE BACK, WE ARE OUT FOR REVENGE, EXPECT US........... We have a new base, 1000000x better than the last, we are the jewish revenge squad of the jewish church of revenge.... THIS GAME IS BONKERS!