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31.4 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Phasmophobia is such a uniquely bad game.

There’s so much to say about it.
Does it have good sound design? Not really.
Good graphics? Not particularly.
Can you jump or sprint for more than a few seconds? Nope.
Can you level up quickly and unlock things—despite the devs wiping everyone's experience levels? Not at all.
Is it even a scary game? Honestly, not really.
Is there an active modding community to keep it feeling fresh? Nope—modding might get you banned.
And after five years in early access, does it feel polished? Again, not really.

It’s truly terrible—but in a way that’s fascinating. It's as if the developers are doing a social experiment as to how bad a game can be made, and how long people will pretend its fin.

Somehow, its flaws become the glue that holds the experience together. it’s like a quiet rebellion. Players play to not just hunt ghosts, but to prove the developers wrong—to test just how bad a game can be while still convincing people they’re having a good time.

I can't stress enough as to how bad of a game this is. Be sure to try it out.
Posted 12 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.1 hrs on record
What a truly beautiful game. If you're looking for some lighthearted fun, be sure to give this game a try. You won't regret it!
Posted 4 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
109.9 hrs on record (77.6 hrs at review time)
the games fun but not if your friends a jerk marcos
Posted 20 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
414.8 hrs on record (79.2 hrs at review time)
10/10 I cried
Posted 2 June, 2017.
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