You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Zora and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another Elden Lord, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add some random invader to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See the 3 way at The Lands Between, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because dummies KNOW they can't beat me and they're not even gonna try!
So Zora, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at The Lands Between. See Zo, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at The Lands Between.

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Zora and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another Elden Lord, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add some random invader to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See the 3 way at The Lands Between, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because dummies KNOW they can't beat me and they're not even gonna try!
So Zora, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at The Lands Between. See Zo, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at The Lands Between.

Your maths wasn't even correct. It was actually 60%. Can't even do basic maths.

Shut up nerd.

lolwut? Moron, I haven't even been on this game in two days. I've been out touching grass, which sounds like you desperately need to.

trash elden ring build. literally got 3-0'd and still talking ♥♥♥♥