y r u so beautiful

wow how does a handsome boy like you not have any more comments?? call me at 0-800-SKYRIM-SEX

I’ve never had it, but hear me out. I can’t imagine why anyone would like sex, especially females who would rather get ripped to shreds by Chads who leave them barefoot and pregnant than get with a nice guy who respects women. I encountered a female in high school who rejected me cuz I was “weird”. Why? Because I stutter a bit when I talk to you? Because you think you’re better than me? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! I bet she would’ve love to be smashed by Tyrone though. Not to quote r/prequelmemes or anything, but it’s outrageous! It’s unfair! Going back to why sex sucks, it’s because it’s clearly painful to the females. They can’t orgasm, so what do they have to gain? Nothing! The men who partake are filthy alpha pigs. Fortunately, they will soon be outnumbered (such a phenomenon is already underway in japan). Soon there will be nowhere to hide, alphas!

OKAY SO im on my way to the hospital because red from among us had SEX with me and got me PREGNANT 😱😱😱😱 we're going to see if the baby is a CREWMATE 😍😍🥰🥰😊😊 or an IMPOSTOR 😰😰😱😱😨 I sure hope the baby isnt sus so we dont have to eject it 🥺

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx