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208.2 hrs on record (202.7 hrs at review time)
What's not to love about slaughtering countless beasts and wearing their skin in order to slaughter mightier beasts? 10/10 recommend!
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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9.8 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
its aight
Posted 21 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
119.5 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Crashes way too often for AAA game. If they are having difficulty bringing this game over to multiple launchers, they should just stick to one and perfect it. Unfortunately too late to refund, so do a thing for me and don't buy this game until they fix this. I've never had to verify the integrity of game files this frequently with any other steam purchase.
Posted 26 November, 2022. Last edited 2 December, 2022.
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31.1 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
These games are great

The show isn't
Posted 8 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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91.3 hrs on record (75.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
is spoopy puzzle game
Solve ghost before ghost solve you
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Posted 12 March, 2022.
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137.0 hrs on record (47.9 hrs at review time)
Haha bloons go POP
Posted 7 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
469.6 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
Start game
I'm a weak scrub in the desert
Get beat half to death (many times) but keep getting back up again
Mine ores for money
Spend money on gear and recruits
Continue to forge my character in the fires of defeat and battle
Begin building my own town
Adopt a bonedog, name him Bestestboi
Life is good, my people are strong, they're feeding themselves, making weapons to sell for profit
Holy Nation knocks on my door, demanding I face my judgement
Bestestboi is killed by Holy Nation scum
John Wick vibes intensify
Plan the demise and downfall of Holy Nation, Shek faction has my back and support

And there's so much more to my story so far, this game is absolutely stunning and amazing and so alive, the world is constantly changing and shifting and I'm loving every moment of it.
Posted 7 December, 2021.
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122.5 hrs on record (92.2 hrs at review time)
I do not care for car/racing games in general, but this game is simply awesome and fun to play.

Don't let your dreams be dreams, corner bomb your friends EVERY chance you get!
Posted 7 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
101.0 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
I was holding off on buying this for many reasons, but a friend got it for me so he and I could play, and essentially this proved my reasoning for holding back.

This early access is a beta test in disguise. There is so many points of balancing that needs to be considered, from the SMGs to the Hovercrafts. Various bugs and glitches make crucial split second moments infuriating to play around (ie can't place turret, gun won't shoot, etc)

Save your money, wait awhile for things to be patched (if that'll happen) and wait about a month or two after official release. Otherwise, you're subjecting yourself to a lot of just awful shenanigans that aren't worth the price tag.
Posted 19 November, 2021.
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25.0 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is so far, as of writing this review, the closest thing to Tarkov you're going to find on Steam.

Pros
- Fairly large map that expands with updates (we'll see once we get that next big update)
- Decent variety of weapons
- Beautiful environment
- Gunplay isn't too bad

Cons
- Walking simulator
- Not a lot of customization with guns (attachments, etc)
- Bots will either by abysmal with their aim or put you down with god tier aimbot hax
- Player structures can be placed strategically to make it VERY unfun for new players/respawning
- The map is large and seemingly desolate - I understand this is somewhat post apocalyptic, but there definitely is a sense of monotony at a certain point
- Updates take awhile, so new content will be quickly devoured and run through before new content is available which requires a level of patience from the community

Overall I've enjoyed my time with Deadside and plan on continuing to play with friends, but I got a good 10 hours of play before I hit that wall of "Well... that was fun, but what else is there?"

I'm confident in the developers being able to release meaningful content, but something needs to change to not only get new players in but keep them there.
Posted 10 June, 2021.
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