So basically here's the gist of it.

I am what is known as the Brown Bread, it isn't your average type of bread and some might even say it is superior to the white loafs of bread but who am i to say. I am baked only in the richest, most high end detailing ovens known to man kind. This is what primarily powers my abilities to be such a legend but that's besides the point, i mean i can do some really cool things that this oven has provided but let's be honest getting a flock of women in 0.3 seconds is basically child's play at this point. No, my true power is the ability to basically be a god at any given game, it has taken me years and years to master the craft but once i achieved max power level i was basically unstoppable at any game. Let's just say i've played 84239000 games of ranked League and i haven't lost a single game, like i think i may have drew once but that was because i was in a different chair and my comfort zone was skewed slightly but even still it wasn't a loss. After winning all of those games i have made an improvement scale so amazing it's insane. From starting ranked and then playing those 84239000 i have made a jump from Bronze 4 to Bronze 3. You too can be as amazing as the legendary Brown Bread.