I met this dude in a pistol round. After losing a 1v4, he calmly said, “The Glock is a metaphor for life. Sometimes, no matter how hard you burst or tap, it just doesn’t hit.” I asked him to focus on the game, but he replied, “Focus is the enemy of enlightenment.” He spent the rest of the match throwing decoys at chickens and humming. We lost, but he said, “GGWP, we won spiritually.”

I met him after an insane clutch in CS:GO. We bonded over hours of gaming, late-night snacks, and mutual hatred for smurfs. One night, during a Discord call, he said, “I’ve been working on something.” Curious, I asked him what.
He replied, “Your crosshair.” Suddenly, my screen went black, and his face appeared in the center, whispering, “I am your crosshair now.” I formatted my PC and blocked him. Stay safe out there.

Let's say you've been a bad boy. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty boy even. Ok, and if you were a naughty boy, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's boy.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad boy and daddy's boy, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad boy deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my boy, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome.

-rep greasy scrotum

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