Imagine being from the USA—literally a country that loses at hockey in the 4 Nations Cup, tanks the stock market every time Trump tweets, and still pretends to be relevant. Honestly, it's time America admits it's just Canada's noisy basement neighbor. USA should do everyone a favor and officially become Canada's 11th province—free healthcare, better hockey, maple syrup everywhere, and actual stability. Wake up, Americans: you're just Canadians waiting to happen. 🍁 SUCKS TESTES