"Get that ♥♥♥♥ out of your mouth I can't hear a thing otherwise" - ❥_Pixel Maiden_♬

“If Chicks suck ♥♥♥♥ like they pull that vape, guys be nutting in two seconds.” - Thomas Venter

“The appendix is a useless tonsil. Fight me smol boi.” - Muggeh

"How do you F kick?" - Burke

“I don’t eat snot!” Adrian about nik naks

*GOOGLES TRACER HENTAI* "WHY DO I DO THIS MY PP SORE!" - Venter

"I don't know what you heard, but I don't play Sea of Thieves and I don't snort cheese puffs." - Sebastian Mumbi

“My consenting is permenant.” - Venter

"I didn't mute you, please put the knife down." - Bastiaan

*Muggeh about Tiaan* "He baits as much as bait baits fish." - Muggeh

"That's a big taser" - Muggeh

“You think I want to make ♥♥♥♥ with you, but boat is boat and ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥.” - Liezl

“I’m not better than you I’m suffering!” - Morganaro

"Whoever flashed your mom's a hoe" “Did Mahatma Ghandi say that?” - Viv1d

“Just because I’m gay, doesn’t mean I’m a feminine.” - Burke

“ᴱᶻᶜᶫᵃᵖ is coming. We need to skidaddle!” - Rudi

"Can we make esskeetit leave please?" - Muggeh

"Get better at cs by peeing straight." - Venter

"I didn't want a favourite son, so I had two." - mama

“Too blessed to be stressed.” - Tuco

"I'm not EMO i'm sadistic." - Rudi

"I'm gonna cut myself." - Rudi

“I am the water man. I know everything about the water.” - Harry

"You're a walking, living ♥♥♥♥ MACHINE!" - Rudi about Harry

"I'm popping off... I'm popping off on Burke (teammate)." - Burke

"POOPOO PEE BUTTHOLE!" - James

"You guys have such double standards." - Tiaan

"Cooler than as ♥♥♥♥ bra." - Burke

"Ek soek nie n girlfriend nie, eks n epic gamer!" ~ KuberKraker

"Hey Gamers i'm looking for a GF!" - KuberKraker

“You know your mom’s gay right?” - Some kid on Rust

"I'll stick it through this time." - Chris

**Krischan about Minecraft** "NONONONO!!"

“Eat the meat, Beat the meat. Profit.” - Venter

"You gonna catch a case." - Vibez's new programme

"No excuse, just abuse... The weights." - Venter

“Me wondering how this virus got into Wits when all of UJ couldn’t.” - Daisy

"wait who goes to UJ? Shame." - Anton

"Condolences." - Burke

"poopoo peepee papa." - Venter

"I don't see smokes, I see opportunities." - KrZ

"Can I get some black up?" - q3

"Counter-strafe right into that ♥♥♥♥♥ bro." - Seb

"The man is dodging bullets like he's in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matrix" - Daniel

"OHHHHHHHHHH!!! That's looong..." - Nikky

"Feet are just weird tits." - Venter

"You do you, Pikachu." - Anton

"Your booty gonna be stretched." - James

"SEAN! THE SKIN GUY! SACS?" - Andrew

"we don't need any anchors, don't invite." - James

“YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥.” - Morgan

"it was probably Burke after his stellar performance yesterday" - James

“ If ur stressy and depressy and ur life is kinda messy if ur sad and u know it clap ur hands 👏👏” - Nikky

“I might be Arkansas but somes Alabama.” - Burke

"There are no guns in this bullet" - Simms

“♥♥♥♥ a mouse.” - Gilbert (Vibez)

"THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE OF THIS MAN TO PEEK" - James

“Girls are low key grosser than guys.” - Morgan

"french should colonize your monkey country" - some angry guy

"Rider is ass but so am I." - Venter

"if you don't think i'm going to win this, you are sorely mistaken!" *dead* - James

"Stop letting me shot!" - Muggeh

"I have 2 hands but only 1 tree." - James

"The rain is warm cuz it's Africa." - Venter

"Dom is played to pay this game.;" - Burke

“You’re gonna wake up and be a billionaire.” - Anton

"They didn't account for your stupidity" - Anton

"I am an elite pigeon and I require your crumbs" - Burke

"We like them young because they have a lower mortality rate." - Anton on Actuarial Science students

"Who's that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that sang Thriller?" *Michael Jackson" - Bork

“I can feel that in my ass, I like it” - James

"A very good school." - Simms on UJ

"contact play = Running out while singing sweet Caroline and headshotting 2 people." - Daniel on how I play

"That guy needs Google maps." - DMAN

"I am the very swimming pool" - Muggeh

“If his ♥♥♥♥ slap his thigh when he walk, I shall listen when he talk.” -Eve

"I never cigarette." - bLazE

"TITTIES!" - SprayXD

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POG no scope :D" - NIKKY

"Who needs movement when you can just swing?" - Daniel

"I saw this play on Reddit." *dies* - DMAN

"I don't want a plugin this is Firefox" - Emma

"Where is forwards?" - bLazE

"Because i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looooooooong." - Emma

"I've been your number 1 since day 1. - James

"and just because i surf with a kilt doesn't mean i'm a nerd..." - bLazE

"Divide and conquer." - Daniel on Homosexuality

Warren, Do girls poo? "They'll claim they don't." - ATK FLEA

"When life gets you down, wait till opposite day." - Mistem

"How do you trade without the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ currency?" - Protected anonymous client

"Stop looking at me with your fat frog face." - Henricom

"did you know every 5 seconds in bloemfontein nothing happens." - Cloudzehh

"I'll just sit back in my chair and pet my ♥♥♥♥♥." - SloWye

"I identify as a rat not a bot" - Robbie

"Go into retakes play with the worm god get better lol." - SloWye

*Watching Narnia* "Isn't this where she meets Peter Rabbit?" - Daniel


LatelyZA: @Seanmosie61 daamn, it'll be my first time f$#cking a trader and not the other way round lol

"It's like steak and kidney but no kidney" - Ruben

"You need to tongue punch her fart box." - SloWye

"Why would I have a problem with that? I am literally half gay" - Wabii-sabi

"MORTOOOOR BOMBS!" - Kony

Ï can't hear anything because you guys are telling each other how sexy you are."- Flea

“This is the Killers.” - Burke

"*said person* has more toes than brain cells."- Ruben

"Robbie you so good, you just ♥♥♥♥ me." - Ruben

"I had an innie Penis." - Rowan

"What do you mean i'm baiting? I'm getting kills!"- Seth

"My girlfriends Dad is a lawyer!" - Praxz

''I'll have to pick *someone* because if I don't pick him, i'll probably kill myself." - Triton

"Dwayne the Johnnson is a ♥♥♥♥!"- uDeadshot

“That’s a big ass fish bru!” - Wabii-sabi on megaladons

"listen, I have the best deag
with the best tag
but it's not for sale, check it out" "69" - ATK FLEA

"OK i've evaluated my spray and we've lost." - Sim

"Racoons are a kinda hot." - Burke

"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ muppet." - Daniel

"You're on your computer at 11am I don't think your time is exceptionally valuable." - Fire

"As jy nie snor nie, sal jy nie score nie." - Hxsh

"Sean is the info player that gets a kill" - Cannon

“ In my hoe phase, with no land to farm” - EmmaD1lemma

"i was a depressed emo chick, my knife skills are immaculate" - EmmaD1lemma

"Sean if you had tourettes you would have been the full package" - Seth

"This is why I am convinced Sean is Jewish." - Fox

"the cliterous is HAMAS propoganda" - raz

Ï started 7 ago." - raz about masturbation

"I low key fried." - Tora