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46 of 83 (55%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:14pm

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:32pm

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:35pm

Timber!

Kill the Ent
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:16pm

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:23pm

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:13pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:11pm

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:17pm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:03pm

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:44pm

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:27pm

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:17pm

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:31pm

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:54pm

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:10pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:22pm

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:49pm

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:01pm

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:23pm

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:19pm

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:00pm

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:19pm

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:22pm

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:39pm

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:45pm

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:29pm

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:33pm

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:38pm

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:15pm

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:37pm

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:19pm

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:18pm

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:39pm

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:23am

Up and down

Jump 20 times
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:10pm

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:35pm

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:31pm

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30pm

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:58pm

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:22pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:28pm

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:44pm

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:47pm

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:12pm

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:25am

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:11pm



I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
1 / 3

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
272 / 500

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
20 / 100

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
870 / 1,000

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
368 / 500

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
456 / 500

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
25 / 50

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
0 / 6

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
+1

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