Recent reviews by bongwaterguru

i play this exclusively on my steamdeck
i really enjoy this game

probably not for everyone and thats okay

sure its fun

I take my turret with me everywhere.

Fun with friends.
No idea solo.

I've convinced my wife it's better to play it while naked.

Best $600 I've spent on a VR headset/game ever.

ten characters. it's a game
youll love it or hate it.

Good game when you're high.

T.Hanks survival simulator.
Figured out how to build a hut.
Still don't know how to eat coconuts.

It's been raining for 2 days now.
I've run out of rocks on my island for crafting axes/hammers.

But I found a Mysterious Box, from "DeadEx (Because why not)™"


Decide to paddle to the next nearest island once the rain cleared up, in search of more rocks.
Left the box in my little hut. A shrine of sorts.

Halfway to the island, sharks on the horizon, sun slowly setting, inky blackness below.....
My life raft COMPLETELY DISAPPEARS AND I SINK INTO THE ABYSS.

Panic. Sheer and utter panic. Erratically looking all around (looking down was the worst part), I've audibly yelled out at this point, "nnnooooo!". My options are incredibly limited. Swim back or restart from my last save (2 days and many crab dinners ago).

Suddenly, I see that yellow saviour. My life raft, within arms reach! I'm saved!! Swim close, eager to get away from all the things I imagine are about to snap at my feet. Then the raft disappears. Just. VANISHES!

And thats where I am now. The game has been paused for about 15 minutes. I'm still freaking out a bit. It's gotten dark. And the music has started. I've only heard two notes of it, but it's clear what's going on. I'm in the physical spot where my raft should be, and it's not there, and I'm stranded deep.

Absolutely a blast when played with friends who're using headsets and playing tactically.
Feels like a good middle ground between the Battlefield and CoD games.