Got mayonnaise in his eyes, both of them (he even wears glasses), proceeded to rub them more, then forced our poor fill in manager to squirt in his eyes.

-Rep Doesn't twerk for me

I love you beanbean

BROUGHT ME A PEN AT WORK! HELL YEA!!!!!!!

Sorry, my bad - Did not shoot the dog.

Instead, aimed his gun into a bush (that a dog could've happened to wander into..), pulled the trigger, heard a yelp and a thump to the ground. Then couldn't find the dog?

Must've been a coincidence..

Kicked a dog once, then shot it...

-rep. wishlisted EURO truck simulator when we are DIEHARD. AMERICAN TRUCKS.

I love you always

Bunbunbunbun

Gives really good kisses, highly recommend

Beanie Boy

+rep BOUGHT ME EVERY SINGLE DBD DLC? arrest this man.