Recent reviews by Serpo

Even as an early access game, it should be worth $10-$15. Great game and content, can't wait to see what comes out of future chapters

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Summary:
It's a beautiful visual novel, but the story is just your average cliche' story. There is character depth, beautiful artwork, and unique audio. The only downside was the whole plot; you're a college drop out that f's around with friends the majority of the game, discovers a cult near the end of the game, and accidentally kill the cult. You don't really know who was a part of the cult.. Maybe there are other endings and I got a bad ending, but the story line almost put me to sleep. Some parts I wish I could have skipped the dialog faster. I normally like visual novels, but there was nothing here to keep me interested other than the mini games. Not my cup of tea but I can still appreciate the game regardless.

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..I hope that you can handle 330 mL...

Father Garcia is the GOAT

10/10 short game but beautiful art style + story

My brother punched my HTC Vive camera while playing.... Idk what more to say

Honestly if you don't name your cult 'silence of the lambs'.... You are playing the game wrong

Got motion sickness and merk'd by squeakers - but when you find a group of adults the game is fun
10/10


On a serious note-
Those who are leaving negative reviews expect video games to be perfect at launch. Yes this game is a little rough at the moment lobby wise, but it is still fun nevertheless. I am sure these features will be implemented eventually, but the game needs the following:
-Custom match selection + match names (I want to pick my lobby, not join children)
-Custom game settings (killer cool down, how many impostors, etc)
-Kicking option/report option for toxic players saying slurs
-mic only matches, no chat. Force everyone to have mics
-Cameras don't work and some tasks are missing
-1 map only
-limited dlc hats (why can't we have pets yet too? :( (my hamster)
-Teleport movement option for my VR motion sickness homies like me ((you are valid, ilysm))
-Chat option is bugged and players text don't show up but the msg bubbles do
-I have been disconnected and forced to be a host when I try joining someone elses game which is annoying. Rather be taken straight to the game menu instead
-The simon says task in reactor breaks if someone else completes it
-I want my hands to show in game FFS - I keep head patting people who can't see my HANDS while the match is going on
-Option to toggle player visibility if they're in your personal space. Sometimes I wan't someone to dab me up without them vanishing for being too close
-I am sure there is more but I am too tired

Overall the game is more playable/enjoyable than Cyberpunks launch, it's just missing some features I believe Devs will add eventually because it is so new and the gaming industry sucks. Love ya devs!

Only fun with mod assistant

Better love story than Twilight