1. If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
2. Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
3. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
4. In order to get a personal loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
5. Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
6. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
7. There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
8. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
9. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.