Cardboard Conjurer
Gabe B   United States
 
 
Inspired by 50 cents
Fixxzle 26 Aug @ 7:48am 
rip your steam account
Skilu 26 Aug @ 7:46am 
Damn homies account got jacked. RIP my man.
stealth slug 1 Apr @ 1:37pm 
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear. For I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering. As I cast into the aquatic abyss, a man scorn by this uncaring earth finds solace in the sea. My only friend. The worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet. I fish.
stealth slug 13 Mar @ 8:05pm 
In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the members of this group. Everything I have posted here is purely satire and should be treated as such in a court of law. I have committed no crimes and am an innocent bystander.
stealth slug 1 Jan @ 5:32pm 
Not gonna be active on discord tonight. I'm praying to the lord jesus christ ( our savior) for christmas in half an hour ( you should too or you will burn in the firey pits of hell for your sins) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im deep in prayer, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be praying to the lord ( again you should pray too if you don't want to burn in hell) hes actually really forgiving in me for sinning and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless D
stealth slug 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:12pm 
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.