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Baby come back :(

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ♥♥♥♥♥ who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Rawkus, too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

Hey bud, it's been a while. How are things?
I'm sure you already know, but I ran into your wife on a business trip to Austin a few weeks ago; I believe she said she was going to some healthcare convention. Anyways, she told me all about the family, and how Jacob's getting married soon, that's crazy! It seems like just yesterday he was running around with Steven in the back yard. Speaking of Steven, he joined the military and is going overseas in a couple months.
We should visit soon, it'd be nice to get the families together again, especialy before Steven gets shipped out.
I hope you're doing well, and I know it's your birthday, so I just wanted to wish you a good one! We sure are getting old, aren't we! Haha!

Take care, and tell the family I said hello!

+rep he is a ♥♥♥

I am a ♥♥♥♥♥ on the wind. Watch how I rape white women.