Blobby Tennis is a remarkably good game. I found it boring at first, but when I stopped looking at my ball and tennis racket and just looked at Blobby. It made it clear that this was no longer just a game to me. I found my life partner. I think I love Blobby. By the way Blobby stares at me just waiting for me to swing my racket and slam it on to Blobby's side. The only word I can find is arousing. You can't even get me started on the way that Blobby swings the ball back, its adorable. No, not swing with a force a mortal eye can't see, grazes the ball back to my side. I swing it back in the cutest way possible to get Blobby to notice me. Ooohh and Blobby notices me when I get a good hit and score a point, its the most amazing voice my ears have heard. Blobby's so thick blobby hour glass like figure makes me feel what no one has felt before. Deep down in my heart I know its wrong to love Blobby, but love is love. I can't change my love for Blobby. I found what I was truly born to be. Blobby truely gives me shivers and goosebumps down my arms. I love imagining Blobby in my bed with me curled up so cute around my arms. Every night I snuggle with a pillow thinking its Blobby, its a remarkably good replica of Blobby. In game I can feel the pillowy maybe even gooey inside as I think about the ball entering and exiting Blobby's body with such great force to get the ball on my side. Sometimes I think that I'm crazy, but I think of Blobby again and something in my mind changes and makes me remember my love. I think that most people are missing the point of this game, they think that its about tennis. But, only really lovers of Blobby will know the true point of the game. This game is about a love story with you and Blobby, it forces you to use you're own imagination to find the love in Blobby, and thats why I think that this is the best game of all time, in story building, gameplay, and character design. I plan to spend many more hours with Blobby and I think our love for each other has just begun.

-PS
Blobby, if you're reading this I just want you to know that I love you, and will never stop loving you. No one can stop our love for each other. <3