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Recent reviews by ScruffySamson

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2 people found this review helpful
562.4 hrs on record
i don't know what bot song i like more, "can you quake like a duck went we f*ck", "my ♥♥♥♥♥ feels like Jesus" or that one Eric Cartman cover of Poker Face
Posted 6 June.
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1.9 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
got to piss off the firewatch tower 10/10
Posted 20 October, 2023.
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8.4 hrs on record
after finding whistles friend in the rampart library the reclaimed decided to whip out their magic go through the school bullets and pumped me full of lead

i wanted to love this game so bad but its too buggy
Posted 16 September, 2023. Last edited 30 September, 2023.
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1,097.7 hrs on record (1,071.9 hrs at review time)
game runs so bad it fried my hard drive
Posted 2 June, 2023. Last edited 29 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
42.0 hrs on record (36.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i love exploring the forest with my brain damaged boyfriend and mutant girlfriend
Posted 9 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
pooped my pants
Posted 21 February, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
got to eat a entire pan of lasagna 10/10
Posted 29 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record
i had this game bug out so bad i had to replay the entire game, act 3 didn't start correctly but i was still able to do the mini games, so i completed the last 3 just to see sam an max staring at me, not starting the dialogue; soft-locking my game at the final.
this game is not worth $30, hell even the $15 i payed for it during the winter sale feels too much for what this game is.
Posted 22 January, 2023. Last edited 23 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
40.2 hrs on record (36.4 hrs at review time)
if only i cleaned my room as good as i cleaned that van
Posted 8 January, 2023.
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36.0 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
so many little plastic friends :D
Posted 29 December, 2022.
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