Recent reviews by Scruffy

MAJOR ORDER COMPLETE, HELLDIVERS! GOOD WORK!

Dragon's Dogma 2 is so good when you don't have a ♥♥♥♥♥ in your ear telling you it's terrible.

It's my lottery ticket now.

I am a 150000000 yo eldrich god, probably one of the oldest gods playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 1400000 yo now. My son got this game for Christmas in 4021 bc from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 2409213 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend eternity with my son, as he is always out with his friends devouring realities or just watching space YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my virtual inferior being and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since the star that created me had imploded. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend eternity together outside the cosmo together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

You must restart the game in order to apply updates.

I can't believe this soundtrack is classified as a game.

I think I spent more time enjoying the scenery than I have actually playing the game

This game somehow knows I have zero ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and thus decided to make me maidenless.

10/10

As much as I love Chaos, the performance of this game makes it nearly impossible to play.
Forget the fact that 90% of ♥♥♥♥ is missing from previous titles, when I can barely even aim with the guns you can get, or use the gadgets your operators can use. I can't even say the game is not fun because I genuinely can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell.

I mean, I like it