Recent reviews by Screwage

Nominated for the “Villain most in need of a hug” award.

With good reason.

An extremely fun and accessible game with a large learning curve makes for a great competitive game for those who seek competition. An idea extremely simple to understand, yet much more difficult to master. Developers who are always in discussions with their community who lead video games above and beyond. Pioneers of their genre and their technology, bridging the gap between all platforms after a long age of exclusivity and isolation. Undeniably my favorite game of 2015 - 2016, and easily a contender for my top 5 games of all time.

A masterpiece that should truly be experienced by everybody who owns a computer.
This is the reason PCMasterRace still applies to this day.
This is the new Terraria, CS:GO, and Garry's Mod of our generation.
Everybody should own at least two copies of this game at any time.

VERDICT:
A true, historical tale of how the US government uses rats to battle of ISIS and taliban.
10/10.

This game shows the psychological impact of being a mountain through the many troubles and tribulations a mountain might face.

In buying this game, you will indulge yourself into the livelihood and welfare of your specific mountain.
You will experience obstacles, like rain and clouds, but as a mountain, you must stand strong in order to succeed.

Mountain is God. You are God.

8/10 2x SLI GTX 980s couldn't handle the beauty of the mountain to its full potential.

If you play this game co-op, make sure your friend/family member/dog knows the boats are yours.
Be aggressive.
The boats are god's disciples in this battle of blocks.
The boats are yours to control.
Punish them for thinking about your boat.
Punish them for touching your boat.
Punish them for taking your boat.
Make sure they're hydrophobic by the time you're done with them.
Nobody touches your boat.
Nobody.


10/10
Boats.