hey did you describe your balls to this guy

describe your balls to me

this guy is operating on a whole different level from everyone else out there

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my godddddd

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my godddddd

-rep gets doodoo marks on his gooch

He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
♥♥♥♥ bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big ♥♥♥♥ swinging up in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like ♥♥♥♥
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' ♥♥♥♥ my butt 'til I ♥♥♥♥
And ♥♥♥♥ is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my ♥♥♥♥ and the ♥♥♥ start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen

God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

balls it

+rep legit

im over here strokin my ♥♥♥♥
i got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ right now
im just strokin my ♥♥♥♥
im horny as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man
im a freak man
like for real

After a good game in Destiny 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great D2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a D2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 3 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep he weighs too much

Don't even bother trying to add him on Facebook guys. He won't even give you the time of day. After many heartfull and deep conversation in which I opened myself up to him believing he was my friend he did what everyone I think cares about me does.... stab me in the back.

Don't even bother trying to add him on Facebook guys. He won't even give you the time of day. After many heartfull and deep conversation in which I opened myself up to him believing he was my friend he did what everyone I think cares about me does.... stab me in the back.

I got him a job introduced him to his wife and got him back in touch with his long lost father and he blocked me on Facebook. All I have left is my phone because I lost everyone after being addicted to drugs and gambling and I wanted to reach out to him for help and all he does is ignore me and pretend I don't exist.

Well this is goodbye jerk!