why dont you kill yourself

lmao

Donald trump wakes up in the morning and puts on his hello kitty slippers. He looks down and his slippers and screams “Oh joy! I can’t wait to spend another day bombing Syrians and watching my little pony!”. He goes to his office where malaria trump is waiting with a grimace on her face. With a pale and bony finger pointed directly at Donald’s left molar she hisses “Those are my slippers and you should not have your disgusting BUNIONS in them!”. Donald’s face went a darker shade of orange with terror. He was sure that these were his slippers. They must be! Mustn’t they? Then it hit him. He could feel her toenail clippings fondling his toes. These were indeed her slippers. He vomited all over her silicone ♥♥♥♥ in horror. He then waddles as fast as a man could while blubbering “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mexicans and there shenanigans.”. Little did they know the true culprit of the slipper switch was...

OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!

My opponent cannot be trusted

FYI His disclaimer is false. Scott is racist, homophobic, and a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Point at him and laugh

good job cuck