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ʳʷ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᶠᶠ
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am
HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOST AUTISTIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GROUP IN EXISTANCE, MELEE HELL.
DO YOU ABSOLUTELY HATE ANY SMASH OTHER THAN MELEE? OF COURSE YOU DO, THOUGH IM SURE WE CAN AGREE THAT 64 IS COOL.
DOES THE VERY THOUGHT OF COMPLETING A TASK GIVEN TO YOU FILL YOU WITH PLEASURE?
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT MARIO REVUELTA? OF COURSE YOU DO, WHEN ARE YOU NOT?
THEN MELEE HELL IS THE GROUP FOR YOU. ITS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH POSTS REGARDING SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE FOR THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE.
..WAIT ITS NOT? THEY FORGOT THE MELEE?
WELL ♥♥♥♥.
I AM VERY MAD.
BUT THANKS TO MELEE HELL, I CAN TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THAT GAY ASS SHIEK THAT DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME THE FRAMES TO BUFFER ROLL.
AND YOU CAN TOO.
ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROUGH IN A FREE COPY OF CHILLIN'S MIX TAPE, "RESPECT YOUR ELDERS" FOR FREE.
JUST CALL 1-800-911-BLIP.
AND ONE OF OUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WILL TAKE YOUR ORDER NOW!
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find the calsium for strong bones
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find the trumpet to be blessed by mr skeltal
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now post this on another profile or u will bcom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥