Schnimbob The Bröstvårtefis
Darian Beilby   Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
 
 
Our Cena,
who hustle in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy loyalty kingdom come;
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily respect;
and forgive us for our non-loyalty
as we forgive those who hustle against us;
and lead us not into Respect,
but deliver us from un-loyalty
Amen.
And ♥♥♥♥ Rusev and Lana.

Succ my ball.



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Krystal Giroux 19 Nov, 2017 @ 1:05pm 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.
Angry Tomato 3 Nov, 2017 @ 7:20pm 
hi :balloon::theviking::coronal::steambored::steamfacepalm::steamhappy::steammocking::steamsad::steamsalty:
Vunderfaal 25 Apr, 2017 @ 1:51pm 
Anus
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