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Recent reviews by Mr. Funkle the Lawyer

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54.8 hrs on record (50.4 hrs at review time)
Enter house
Shoot man
Shoot woman
Go upstairs
See girl convulsing on bed
Leave room
Go outside
Get shot
Kill Shooter
Bleed out because forgot to patch wound
Return to police station
All members of squad dead
11/10 highly recommend, nearlyh had a heart attack irl
Posted 29 November, 2025.
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169.4 hrs on record (161.0 hrs at review time)
One of the most realistic games out there, of the level of detail that goes into each mission is unreal. Every mission has near unlimited replayability and a near unlimited way to kill people. This game single-handedly redefined hitman games of all types. i highly recommend you get this game if you want the freedom of becoming the World #1 Enemy.
Posted 21 November, 2025.
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133.9 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
join game
Hear child voice
Hunt down child
Kill child
Child begs for mercy
Child banished
Lives in peace for 13 seconds
Killed by child's friend
Gets banished
Has to deal with child in afterlife
10/10 kill all children (ingame of course)
Posted 2 July, 2025.
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1,351.5 hrs on record (1,004.6 hrs at review time)
Lowkey... its fun as hell but only if you have boring games. its the best part about vr plus you can visit iconic locations from games
Posted 14 February, 2025.
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1.7 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is the next level in evolution. Its better than the trailers and better than I could've ever imagined. Plus you don't even need high resolution graphics card or anything like that. Its a bit challenging (because of the amazing graphics and realism) but after a few minutes you should be able to remember all the controls.
Posted 7 June, 2024. Last edited 26 June, 2024.
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426.1 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
good game, high graphics, realistic guns all in all good game. Couldnt ask for a more rage inducing game tho 11/10
Posted 8 October, 2023. Last edited 27 June, 2024.
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20.7 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
WAY BETTER than the last one. The only downside is that the servers are down rn and will hopefully be up later... good news servers are back up and better than ever
Posted 26 September, 2023. Last edited 28 September, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
9.6 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Its good, pretty scary at first but once you get used to it you'll be fine
Posted 9 September, 2023.
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45.9 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
i love how many missions, masks and weapons there are. And how you can choose to go in guns blazing or stealthily.
Posted 27 August, 2023.
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45.3 hrs on record (41.8 hrs at review time)
the magic is amazing. the combat is even better. once you unlock the broom you really feel like a character from harry potter
Posted 22 May, 2023.
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