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ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
ㅤ* Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari. Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife? Man: Nothing. Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything? Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
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